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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:21

Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
What are the most extreme examples of hypocrisy?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
What is the gayest experience you have seen in prison?
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Did you ever accidentally have sex with your brother/sister in India?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
The FC Bayern squad for the Club World Cup - FC Bayern Munich
Still no good.
So they tried
No way
What would happen if Kakashi and Naruto switched places?
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
Will Ukraine eventually return to Russia's sphere of influence?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
How were cows used in ancient India?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
UFC 316 results: Kayla Harrison finishes Julianna Peña, squares off with Amanda Nunes - MMA Junkie
They put up a sign reading
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
How to Cut Your Biological Age by Up to 16 Years: Make This Tweak to Your Daily Walk - Inc.com
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
First-ever airborne toxin detected in Western Hemisphere - Phys.org
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Space pebbles and rocks play pivotal role in giant planet's formation - Phys.org