What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

What are the most extreme examples of hypocrisy?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

What is the gayest experience you have seen in prison?

Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Did you ever accidentally have sex with your brother/sister in India?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

Thumbs down again.

The Earth's rotation can be used to generate electricity, as American scientists confirm a two-century-old hypothesis. - Stewartville Star

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

share office space ...

The FC Bayern squad for the Club World Cup - FC Bayern Munich

Still no good.

So they tried

No way

What would happen if Kakashi and Naruto switched places?

Minds and Behinds

Still no good

Unacceptable again!

Will Ukraine eventually return to Russia's sphere of influence?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

How were cows used in ancient India?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

UFC 316 results: Kayla Harrison finishes Julianna Peña, squares off with Amanda Nunes - MMA Junkie

They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts

How to Cut Your Biological Age by Up to 16 Years: Make This Tweak to Your Daily Walk - Inc.com

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

First-ever airborne toxin detected in Western Hemisphere - Phys.org

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Just Forget it!

So, the docs changed it to read

Space pebbles and rocks play pivotal role in giant planet's formation - Phys.org